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“Holly the Hedgehog, Holly the Hedgehog, nobody wants to sleep with her.”

In 1982, Ralph McTell was approached by Granada TV to write and perform songs on a children’s TV programme. ‘Alphabet Zoo’ had a simple but effective format – Nerys Hughes told a story about an animal, and Ralph sang a complementary song.
Ralph explained his brief “…wasn’t just to entertain children, it was to entertain unemployed Dad at home and alleviate Mum’s boredom, so the songs may have had other meanings. Like ‘Holly the Hedgehog’, where no-one wants to sleep with her because of her prickles… The kids hear it one way, and maybe Mum got a little smile out of it another way.” (Hockenhull, Chris. ‘Streets of London’, p. 107.) But when Ward Lock published ‘Ralph McTell’s Alphabet Zoo Songbook’ in 1984, they replaced ‘sleep’ with ‘dance’.
The show ran for two series, requiring Ralph to write two songs for each letter of the alphabet. Three albums of songs from the series were released, the most comprehensive set being ‘The Complete Alphabet Zoo’ with 27 tracks. ‘Volume 2’ of this title has yet to materialize.
Songs A to Z
Titles in Italics have not yet been released on an album.
First series (broadcast January to July 1983) | Second series (September 1983 to May 1984 |
Adelaide the Alligator | Albert Ross the Albatross |
Betty the Badger | Boris the Bat |
Camilla the Camel | Curly the Cat |
Duster the Dog | Daphne the Dolphin |
Edna the Elephant | Edna the Elephant |
Fergus the Frog | Ferdy the Fox |
Gordon the Goat | Garibaldi the Gorilla |
Holly the Hedgehog | Harvey the Hippo |
Iggy the Iguana | Ian the Impala / Impala Song |
Jake the Jackdaw | Jasper the Jay |
Kenny the Kangaroo | Katie the Koala (Up a Gum Tree) |
Lorna the Ladybird | Laurence the Lion |
Martin the Monkey | Maurice the Mole |
Nellie the Newt | Nigel the Nightingale |
Ollie the Otter | Oscar the Ostrich |
Peter the Parrot | Percy the Penguin |
Quentin the Quail | Queenie the Quail |
Ruskin the Rabbit | Robert the Reindeer |
Sally the Seal | Stanley the Stoat |
Tammy the Tortoise | Terry the Turtle |
Unwin the Unicorn | Umbrella Bird |
Victor the Vulture | Vernon the Vulture (Just a Little One) |
Wagstaff the Woodpecker | Wally the Walrus |
X-ray Fish | X-ray Fish |
Yuri the Yak | Yip the Yellowhammer (Learning Left from Right) |
Zoe the Zebra | Sunshine Makes Shadows [Zebra #2] |
Other songs | |
Digger the Dog | – Not broadcast |
Not Long Now | – Broadcast December 1983 |
Zoo Zoo Zoo | – 2nd series theme song |
Recordings and Issues
7″ EP ‘Songs from Alphabet Zoo’ – Released 1982 – Mays ING3.
LP ‘Songs from Alphabet Zoo’ – Released 1983 – Mays TG007.
LP ‘Best of Alphabet Zoo’ – Released 1983 – Mays AZ123.
7″ single ‘Kenny the Kangaroo’ – Released 1983 – Mays ING4 [Note1].
LP ‘Best of Alphabet Zoo’ – Released 1984 – Music for Pleasure MFP4156741.
7″ single ‘Kenny the Kangaroo’ – Released 1990 – Funny STACK1 [Note 2] [Note 3].
CD ‘The Complete Alphabet Zoo’ – Released 1993 – Road Goes on Forever RGFCD016.
CD ‘Alphabet Zoo’ – Released 2001 – Leola TPGCD20 [Note 4].
Track ‘Kenny the Kangaroo’ on ‘The Journey’ box set CD3 – Released 2006 [Note 5].
Track ‘Edna the Elephant’ on ‘Tickle on the Tum’ Series 1 DVD – Released 2010 [Note 6].
CD ‘Alphabet Zoo’ – Released 2013 – Leola TPGCD20 [Note 4].
Track ‘Kenny the Kangaroo’ on ‘Songs for Six Strings 6th – E’ CD – Released 2016 [Note 2] [Note 7].
Notes
1. Re-recorded ‘Australian mix’ version, b/w ‘The Parrot Song’.
2. Live recording.
3. The other side of this single features Noel Murphy’s ‘Murphy and the Bricks’.
4. Repackaged reissue of ‘The Complete Alphabet Zoo’.
5. Original 1982 recording.
6. Broadcast in 1984.
7. ‘Hidden’ track, taken from the 1990 7″ single.